Comedy

13 - If I were a boy (Season Finale!🐢)

March 7, 2021

SEASON FINALE!! Thank you so much for listening in the last few months. This is by far the best project I’ve worked on by myself and I hope every single one of you enjoyed it as much as I have. This last episode of the series is a personal one but rest assured there are still a few twists and jokes…

Comedy

12 - 99 problems and pockets are one

Feb. 21, 2021

It seems like today every news is bad news. There are so many unjust and inequality embedded in today’s society, right down to our pockets. I am not joking, pockets inequality is a real thing.

Comedy

11 - Lunar New Year, The God of Wealth

Feb. 14, 2021

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!! This is the biggest holiday for Chinese culture and one of the biggest holidays in the world. There are so many traditions and customs to look at, so so many cool things happen during this week. In this short episode, I will attempt to do a quick recap on what happens and of…

Comedy

10 - I Eat for Survival

Feb. 7, 2021

This marks the 10th Episode of Awkward Turtle! For this small milestone, I will be talking about one of the most common languages across the world. Food. Everyone loves food. Everyone enjoys a good meal. Especially living in Hong Kong, it’s a big culture within eating out. You can find all sorts of…

Comedy

9 - Are You The Same Or Are You Normal?

Jan. 24, 2021

Since I have thrown my girlfriend under the bus in the last episode, it’s only fair to throw myself under the bus in the following week. This episode is around a few quirks and strong opinions I have. I share some of my values in life and what bugs me the most. And if you ever feel like you want to…

Comedy

8 - Dating Someone Who Is (book) Smart

Jan. 17, 2021

They always say the secret of dating is that you should find someone who has common interests, someone who can make you better and someone who has the same values as you. I have not listened to that advice and here is how it turned out.

Comedy

7 - I Wish I Was An Influencer With Flowers In My Hair

Jan. 10, 2021

Ohhh what I would do to be born in the 2000s. Where the internet is on fleek and everything is so woahhh. Technology was a very different thing when I was growing up. WorkArt and Pinball were the best apps, where today TikTok and Instagram takes the crown. We also talk about how the memes culture h…

Comedy

6 - I Am Not Very Bright

Jan. 3, 2021

My parents spotted I wasn’t going to be the sharpest tool in the box, so they sent me to a boarding school to build CHARACTER. A chance for me to thrive, a place where not only academic matters. My life took a very different turn, I had some great experiences that I would have never gotten and made…

Comedy

BONUS EP - Happy New Year!!!

Dec. 31, 2020

2020 has been an eventful year, to say the least. We all discovered things about ourselves that we shouldn't know for example how many hours we can stay in Pjs for. 2021 just need to get here now. Happy New Year!

Comedy

5 - AA, Asian Arsenal

Dec. 27, 2020

They say it’s the hopes that kills you as an Arsenal fan. This is very true and even more true when you are living 10,000 miles across the world. Waking up at 3am to watch Arsenal is a whole other experience on its own. Being an Arsenal fan in Asia has given some tips on how to navigate real life, …

Comedy

4 - Growing Up With 2 Cultures

Dec. 20, 2020

Western and Asian values are extremely different. I have learned that sometimes the off-colour comments is unintentional, ignorance or just flat out racist. We also talk about what is the best way to react if this awful thing happens to you. If in doubt just smile and be nice, that always throws th…

Comedy

2 - Life after Coronavirus

Dec. 13, 2020

CORONAVIRUS CORONAVIRUS CORONAVIRUS The most talked about topic of 2020. 2020 is the year that we all re-confirmed that most men in power are a bit of a fraud. The world pretty much collapsed and there will be a ‘new normal’ on the rise. But what does all these mean to tissues companies, tourists a…

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3 - Keeping Up With the Footballers

Dec. 13, 2020

Football is a macho man sport, a place for grown men. Well, I beg to differ. Football has been marketed externally as a macho sport. But really it’s a reality TV show for men. Transfer window, new player unveiling, awards shows is basically the Met Gala for boys.

Comedy

1 - Guide to Hong Kong - Fatal Van

Dec. 13, 2020

Hong Kong - one of the biggest city in the world. Known for its fast-paced and efficiency, the city truly never sleeps, the powerhouse of Asia. A city where 7-11 is king, and 5 mins equals forever. Convenience and speed is the minimum requirement for anything you do here, everyday life is on fast f…

Comedy

The Awkward Turtle Trailer!

Dec. 13, 2020

Listen. Here’s the deal. You give me approx 10 mins and 39 seconds a week and I will give you a few things that everyone wants. I will give you confidence, you will feel more attractive and I will give you happiness. Because the jokes is on me! This podcast is basically me oversharing the ever litt…