Dec. 13, 2020

The Awkward Turtle Trailer!

The Awkward Turtle Trailer!

Listen. Here’s the deal. You give me approx 10 mins and 39 seconds a week and I will give you a few things that everyone wants. I will give you confidence, you will feel more attractive and I will give you happiness. Because the jokes is on me!  

This podcast is basically me oversharing the ever little things that I take way too personally. Things like why can’t Apple just know we don’t ever close the Spotify App on purpose. It’s disrupting my flow into my nap, big time. Yes, It’s serious okay guys. My ears doesn’t need as much rest as my eyes does, okay. 

So, if you need something to just relax for a few moments, I give you, the Awkward Turtle podcast.

Transcript

Listen. Here’s the deal. You give me approx 10 mins and 39 seconds a week and I will give you a few things that everyone wants. I will give you confidence, you will feel more attractive and I will give you happiness. Because the jokes is on me!  

This podcast is basically me oversharing the ever little things that I take way too personally. Things like why can’t Apple just know we don’t ever close the Spotify App on purpose. It’s disrupting my flow into my nap, big time. Yes, It’s serious okay guys. My ears doesn’t need as much rest as my eyes does, okay. 

So, if you need something to just relax for a few moments, I give you, the Awkward Turtle podcast.